After legal review it has been released for the whole world to see:
OzzieNYI35: Hey :-* Terry Funk420: sup Terry Funk420: this isn't dave OzzieNYI35: who is it Terry Funk420: its his sister Terry Funk420: i'm just on his name Terry Funk420: he left the computer on and i'm searching something on the internet Terry Funk420: who is this OzzieNYI35: his girlfriend Terry Funk420: he doesn't have one OzzieNYI35: you don't know all his secrets :- OzzieNYI35: I always thought he was gay until he asked me out Terry Funk420: oh Terry Funk420: i knew he wasn't Terry Funk420: have you ever seen his room OzzieNYI35: It could be a cover up Terry Funk420: he always talks about how he hates gays OzzieNYI35: He always talks about how he hates blacks yet he told me he'd love to have dark meat one night OzzieNYI35: meat = women Terry Funk420: umm can you please not talk about that Terry Funk420: i didn't get your name OzzieNYI35: Josephine Terry Funk420: hi, i'm Kate OzzieNYI35: I know Terry Funk420: are you in his grade OzzieNYI35: I've heard all about you :-* OzzieNYI35: yes Terry Funk420: well i haven't heard about you OzzieNYI35: Dave can be shy when it comes to me OzzieNYI35: maybe he's just using me thats what really upsets me :'( Terry Funk420: he's certainly not shy at home OzzieNYI35: that's because he's a nut Terry Funk420: you got that right OzzieNYI35: thats what makes him so unique Terry Funk420: yea OzzieNYI35: Who else can tell stories about getting kicked in the face by his father on Christmas when you're jewish? Terry Funk420: what? Terry Funk420: my father has never hurt us Terry Funk420: and we don't celebrate x-mas OzzieNYI35: I know Terry Funk420: we celebrate new years OzzieNYI35: he was joking Terry Funk420: oh Terry Funk420: i should of known OzzieNYI35: and Igor/Iggy is a cool guy Terry Funk420: everything he says is a joke Terry Funk420: Iggy? OzzieNYI35: I try to get Dave into healthier habits but he doesn't listen Terry Funk420: thats nice Terry Funk420: you seem like a nice girl OzzieNYI35: I am OzzieNYI35: very petite Terry Funk420: how did you and my brother meet...i can't believe he's never told us about you OzzieNYI35: Playing hockey at the park OzzieNYI35: I got hit with the puck in the stomach and Dave helped me out Terry Funk420: well, you guys have hockey in common Terry Funk420: thats good OzzieNYI35: thats because hockey is amazing OzzieNYI35: do you ever try to get David into healthier habits? Terry Funk420: yes Terry Funk420: we all have OzzieNYI35: Maybe we need to kick his ass Terry Funk420: he's five years younger than me but he's bigger and stronger Terry Funk420: he can easily beat me up OzzieNYI35: He can't beat me up Terry Funk420: i wouldn't think he'd want to OzzieNYI35: Even if he did he couldn't Terry Funk420: no OzzieNYI35: He should stop smoking pot Terry Funk420: he does do it a lot OzzieNYI35: yes Terry Funk420: do you smoke it OzzieNYI35: very rarely OzzieNYI35: he hides it in that stupid yahtzee box Terry Funk420: yep Terry Funk420: well he's smarter than me at it Terry Funk420: i used to keep it in my underwear drawer Terry Funk420: whenever my mom would do the laundry, she'd find it OzzieNYI35: you didn't smarten up after the first time? Terry Funk420: after a few times OzzieNYI35: He should especially stop drinking because that doesn't help with weight either Terry Funk420: he doesn't drink that much OzzieNYI35: What's he up to right now? i am upset he hasn't told the family about me Terry Funk420: he went out riding his bike, i think he went to some game store OzzieNYI35: Game Stop OzzieNYI35: probably Terry Funk420: i'm not sure OzzieNYI35: I insist that I take the family out to dinner on me Terry Funk420: why Terry Funk420: how long have you been with him OzzieNYI35: 3 months OzzieNYI35: I am very classy and charming i feel obligated to Terry Funk420: well, you're very nice OzzieNYI35: By the way, I am just joking around this is Dave's friend Jack Terry Funk420: oh Terry Funk420: haha Terry Funk420: you got me Terry Funk420: hey jack Terry Funk420: whats up OzzieNYI35: nothing OzzieNYI35: I think I've gotten further talking to you then I ever have with Dave though Terry Funk420: well i thought i was talking to josephine OzzieNYI35: oh so if you were talking to Jack it'd be different? Terry Funk420: i don't know Terry Funk420: we wouldn't have anything to talk about OzzieNYI35: we just had a pretty lengthy convo Terry Funk420: i guess so Terry Funk420: well, i have to study OzzieNYI35: have fun Terry Funk420: see you later
