One sunny day I was playing basketball(**** ball as Jack likes to call it) in front of my residence. Suddenly after I hit a jump shot an Escalade came driving down my block. The windows were open all the way and 50 Cent's "P.I.M.P" was blasting out the vehicle.
I don't know what you heard about me But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see That I'm a mother****ing P-I-M-P
Finally I saw the driver, he was white. He looked like he was in his early-mid forties and had the jewish style beard. Right before he passed by me he screamed something out the window that went like this:
