This is a funny rap I wrote awhile ago on my computer. Hope U like it:
Yo, My name is havok
Nobody likes me
U try to beat me
But U can't see me
Motha ****as want to battle
just start shaking your rattle
suckin on tities
Oh miss U won't like that
When I come with a bat
like the mad hat
suckin on mudflap
If U want to get smoked
call on Tyrome
he'll be the operator
giving U medical paper

Hoes like to suck
Niggas want to ****
PCP saved my life
Now you **** outta luck

When in doubt
just smoke it out
Right now Mr.Abbate
is smoking dank
with his piano scarf
oh, I'm gonna barf
Hey there sweetheart
I got to fart
Mr. Hankey pops out
and I say badankey
Go sit on a bench
My name is French
I like teabags
ah, go **** a bag
U old hag
Hey, I make things outta clay
I sit by the bay
I just may
What do ya say

Hoes like to suck
Niggas want to ****
PCP saved my life
Now you **** outta luck

*Repeat chorus*

This is the last of the rap
at the end of this song
the only thing U'll be thinking is "BONG, BONG, BONG"
I'm gonna hurt ya
not murda ya
leave U on the floor in a blur
about to curb your ass into a door
U want more
U can't have any
I'll leave U with the same I gave Tim
This is not a gym.