What does Pontiac stand for? Pool Old Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods!
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
Why don't nigga bitchs wear panties to picnics? To keep the flies away from the chicken!
What does NAACP stand for? Niggas Against All Caucasian People
What do Nikes and the KKK have in common? They both make niggas run fast!
How do you get a nigga to wear a condom? Put a Nike logo on it!
What do you call two blacks in a bodybag? Twix!
Why do niggas and spics always have nice clothes, jewelry and cars but still live in ****ty houses? They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She handcuffs herself to the bed and screams, "Do what you black men do best!". The nigga grabs the TV and runs!
How does a niggress take a pregnancy test? She sticks a banana up her pussy, if it comes out half-eaten you know there's another monkey on the way!
What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic.
Why don't niggas dream? The last one to have a dream got shot.
Theres an American airline and one of the engines is going out so they decide they need to get rid of some weight or they will crash. To do it fairly they decide to do it in alphabetical order. So they tell all of the African Americans to jump off the plane, no one moves. So they say, "Okay, all the blacks jump off." Still no one jumps. So they say, "All of the colored people jump off." Still no one jumps. Finally this little kid walks up to his dad and says, "Daddy, aren't we all three of those?" And the dad says, "Nope, today we're NIGGAS, we aint jumpin before the MEXICANS
Why do black people wear cheap colone? They steal anything thats on sale!
One day a loving subraban white family decided to adopt another child. They asked their current son what he thought about it. He replied "I dont want a brother! I want a pet animal!". The father says "What kind?" The son says "A monkey!". The dad then says "Son, a nigga aint nothing but trouble. First you shelter them, then you feed them next thing you know it they have your house up on ebay!"
